Oh hey, there. It's been quite awhile since I've wrote something, and I still have no honest clue as what to write. So I'm just gonna update you on how Ashley's doing. First time doing this, so cut me some slack if it sucks.
Well, I've been doing pretty great surprisingly. Two thumbs up!
After a pretty suckish past few months of jumping back into the reality of the single life, I'd say things are going pretty swell. And by swell I mean the life-span of my phone has now increased by 50% due to lack of use. (;
Anyway, besides all that hip hop and jazz, conditioning for soccer has totally kicked my butt these last couple weeks because I'm one lazy heifer. BUT, on the brighter side of the sun the first ACTUAL day of tryouts start tomorrow. Yip-ee! I've missed soccer tremendously.
As you all know, the new semester started and I'm OFFICIALLY a Psychology student! It's about time to put my brains to use. And I'm extremely excited about my genius abilities and my 4.8 GPA at the moment, yeah, Einstein status. Let's see how long that lasts for, haha.
Half of you are probably wondering why my blog isn't about some idiotic douchebag, well, that's because boys suck and I have officially decided that I'm going to be a nun/part-time psychologist. Or a Buddhist, because I think if you rub their bellies it's like good luck or something, and I plan to be 500 pounds due to the amount of comfort food I eat. Plus, that's just cool.
Is it sad to say that I just googled 'How to be a Catholic nun?' -- When I become a nun I hope my convent doesn't ever see this, I might be denied my nun status.
Oh well, I'll go about my dreams to be the next Taylor Swift.. might need to learn how to sing, though. I sound like a dying cat.. or fish.. or something.
Speaking of fish, I'm contemplating on whether or not to get a turtle. Not that turtles and fish have anything in common, but, yeah.
So you know how on the smart water bottles they have like a little fish, or frog, or duck or something on them? Well, today I got my first otter! I named him Otis. Otis The Otter. Too cute, right?
Well, this was awkward. I'm not expecting many views on this. Toodles!
Oh yeah, PS.
If there's anything you want me to write about, let me know. Otherwise you'll be reading more crap like this. Adios!
