Oh the irony.

This is dedicated to Asia Parker Jones, the strongest girl I'll ever know. A true inspiration for every teen!

I'm amazed at the amount of stupidity that these teenage boys can carry in their tiny messed up heads. Are you insane? Do you need medication?
Here you are, sitting right in front of the BEST thing that is ever going to happen to you, and you have the nerve to straight face lie about the most idiotic things. Why would you dare lie to someone you "love"? To someone that you want to "marry"? Yes, that REALLY shows us that we mean so much to you. NOT. You people are the most retarded kids I've ever met in my life. You act like you need to be spoon fed, and told when you've done something wrong. DOUCHE BAG YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE WRONG IF YOU TRY AND HIDE IT. Don't act all innocent just because your stank self got caught. If we put up with all you're bull nanny it's because we love you, you idiot! Just because we give you a second chance that doesn't mean go and see if you can get a 3rd or 4th or even 5th! It means you best get your act together and learn from the first mistake or your things will be sitting on the front porch. Do not ever test your limits, liar. After we give you that second chance, you better be doing all in your power to make it up to us. Which includes the following, but not limited to:

• Flowers on my door step.
• Love notes in my locker.
• I want a "Baby, I'm so stupid, I'm sorry I ever did wrong to you. I love you with everything." at LEAST 5 times a day.
• Chocolate, duh. And lots of it. You have to mend my broken heart.
• I definitely don't want to wait and hour for your response on a text, are you crazy? Get to typing! Better yet, call me.
• etc.

I mean, if you're really going to mess up the best thing in your pathetic life, do it for something worth it, which if you think anything is worth risking your relationship then why are you even trying? At least have the brains to fix it the first time.. don't wait around thinking you're going to get chance after chance.
After awhile, we just give up. Move on to bigger and better things, and leave you behind. Way behind.

Hello, High School

Yippee! It's back to school, and the drama begins.
This is for the newbies of high school, the little freshman I shall say.
High school is so exciting, before you get there of course. It's like the day before school starts you are so amped and ready to be in high school, then after the first week it's like the next 4 years can't come any slower. Welcome to high school. That's normal, I promise you aren't completely crazy. When I was coming into high school I thought the whole "it only gets worse in high school" thing was a stereotype. Boy was I wrong; things do get worse in high school. The grades become more harsh, the girls back stab, and the boys.. well, they're boys. And to top it all off, all the upperclassmen are looking at you like poop on their shoe. Why? Because you're a freshman. Unfortunately, that's going to happen my dear. Don't ask me why, it just does. The friends that you were always friends with seem to drift father from you, people seem to care less and less, it happens. It's like some disease that every girl gets when entering high school. I've been there, my freshman year was packed full of heartbreaks and drama. And everyone says "these people won't matter in 10 years." Well, NEWSFLASH, that's 10 years from now. We're in the present and right now it freaking matters! All I can say is to keep up with the people that have been there for you. It's okay to venture out and make new friends, just make sure that you don't let the old ones go. Trust me, you are going to want them to be there for you at some point or another. And for the boys, sweetheart, they'll break your heart. Get used to it, as harsh as that sounds it's true. You are going to cry over boys more than once in your life, and that is not going to be the only heartbreak you'll ever go through. You're going to be okay, though. Stop stressing over it and go get some ice cream with your friends! High school sucks, honey. Your future depends on the things you do in high school and it's so hard to keep up with all the unbearable drama, and backstabbing girls, and douche bag boys. It gets better, I PROMISE. Take it from someone that has been down that road. Keep you're head up, beautiful, there are people that would kill to see you fall. And try, just try, to make the best of high school.