The number one cause of stress in teenage girls are break ups.
I mean, you pretty much could've guessed that one.. right? It's just the obvious answer, of course. Because we have ALL been through them. We've all been the "dumpee" at some point, and if you haven't than your boobs must be made of gold or something! Girls are always so upset over breakups, even if you were dumped by someone you didn't even like. Why? Because it's embarrassing. Who wants to be dumped by someone, much less and ugly person? NO ONE. So you're not alone, sweetie. We all go through them. Here are some steps to getting over and through what you think is the most tragic event ever.
Step one: Cry, because it is okay to cry. Now I wouldn't make some big scene in a parking lot at the mall of course, but cry in your bathroom. Cry in your car. Cry somewhere will no one will see you. Because odds are, you have an ugly crying face. Don't do it in public.
Step two: Stuff your face with as much fatty foods as possible and enjoy it. What do you have to lose? You just got dumped honey, go ahead and eat.
Step three: Print out a picture of the ''dumper'' and put it on your wall. (No, you're not going to stare at it and cry even more.) Draw all up on that picture perfect douchebag, baby!
Step four: Put on your best clothes, and no. Don't you dare put on a mini skirt and shirt where you boobs are hanging out.. that'll only make him glad he left ya when he did. Look classy and sexy. And to spice things up, do one of those little "Bend and Snap" things that we all see in those Legally Blonde movies, just for some giggles.
And lastly, Step five: Move on. Start talking to someone different, in a different crowd. Not for him, but for you. Actually give it a shot baby. Once you go through my wonderful steps, you don't need to stress and cry anymore.
Stress causes pimples, ya know.
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